Today. Hung around with Ally and scared her by being a whore. Didn't buy a swimming suit. Tried not to itch legs. Failed a lot of the time. Came home to a door which had been bolted by the scary!men, but I didn't notice this, so I spent a lot of time tring to muscle the door into opening (and the idea of me muscling anything into doing something is quite amusing. Bone gurl kikz azz.) before realizing that it wasn't heat expanded, it was locked.
Observe Syd's mother be surprised that she doesn't give a shit where the new door goes. Have I ever given a shit about this house? No, not really. Shouldn't surprise her.
Legs still monstrosities. They're currently yetti-ish because haven't seen point in shaving them when they're not going to be exposed. Ever. Hide in these pants forever.
I leave tomorrow. You won't be able to contact me for two weeks. Tell me you love me before I go because I'm needy like that.
No, really. Do it.
Night night, lohvehd vohns.